To start off with, they are insects the size of a pinhead with six legs looking fragile than the baby hairs on your frontal region. Here is what they have to say to the rest of the world with all the arrogance their millimetre body can muster.
Hobbies: Running over the laptop keyboard, climbing up on the arm and biting the person when they are in the middle of typing an important scene. They also like decorating the walls of your room with their weird lines.
Likes: Zooming with alien speed when a piece of food accidentally gets dropped on the ground. They take up the five second rule very, very seriously.
Dislikes: When food is locked in the fridge and the ant chalk is set up to catch them red-handed when they decide to snoop around.
Ambition: To create enough ant holes in apartment walls to bring the building tumbling down.
Why can’t they all be ants like Flik and Atta and live in a place far, far away from cities and towns? That way, we can all live peacefully.